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A sometimes funny, somtimes angry, but mostly progressive, blog on the politics and issues of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and America.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

F-ing Machine


(Public Information Limited)

Chief Harper made a special delivery to the Boy-Mayor yesterday. Apparently, the device , ordered from www.fuckingmachines.com was mistakenly delivered to police headquarters. "We thought it was that new robot to break down doors, until we actually tried it," remarked the amused Chief. He added, "After the machine probed and pounded on his door for a while, the suspect did give up, so it kind of worked anyway. We might use it again if his Honor will loan it to us." Back at police headquarters someone checked the packing slip and the device was delivered to its rightful owner.