Too busy to be Mayor

The Post-Gazette recently reported that "The city of Pittsburgh is paying $200,000 to settle a lawsuit stemming from a police sergeant's actions while working a side job."

Later in the article: "Mayor Luke Grayson said he wasn't familiar with details of the case..." Bloggers have reported that the settlement was less than the fee to have Hooty and the Blowfish play at his birthday bash. "It was awesome," said the Boy-Mayor.

"It is really difficult taking all of these photos. Now I know how models feel!" the telegenic pol was heard to remark. The schedule for his photo shoots "simply doesn't leave much time to keep up with details like actual running the city," spokesperson Peter Pincher added.