New Cop Uniforms

Mayor Luke Ravenstahl modeled the new Official Mayor Luke Ravenstahl City of Pittsburgh Police uniform. "I decided that we needed a fresh new look for the Police," the Boy-Mayor intoned seriously, "something that would be a fresh change from the stodgy uniforms of the past and give our officers a look that would appeal to young people." The young Mayor was baffled by the protests of a group of women. To their chants of "No More Wife-Beaters!" the Mayor responded: "Silly girls are confusing the officers with the uniform."