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A sometimes funny, somtimes angry, but mostly progressive, blog on the politics and issues of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and America.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

New Cop Uniforms

Mayor Luke Ravenstahl modeled the new Official Mayor Luke Ravenstahl City of Pittsburgh Police uniform. "I decided that we needed a fresh new look for the Police," the Boy-Mayor intoned seriously, "something that would be a fresh change from the stodgy uniforms of the past and give our officers a look that would appeal to young people." The young Mayor was baffled by the protests of a group of women. To their chants of "No More Wife-Beaters!" the Mayor responded: "Silly girls are confusing the officers with the uniform."