Daytime Hooker

(Innernational Newstainment)

Investigators reveal that Pittsburgh Councilwoman Twanda Carlisle hired Dale Dickey, better known as the "Daytime Hooker" from TV's "My Name is Earl" sitcom. "I thought she'd be able to work on a crime report for me, with her experience as a Daytime Hooker, she would have the right contacts, " the beseiged politician explained. Investigators further revealed that Ms. Dickey was paid $50 for one hour of research and later that same day, $45 in cash was deposited in the bank. Ms. Dickey was not available for comment but her agent, Don "Squeak Monkey" Juan left a voice mail on this reporters phone: "She ain't no $5 ho!"