Propel Pittsburgh

The first meeting of Boy-Mayor Damien Ravenstahl's Propel Pittsburgh Commission was held today at an undisclosed location. The fact that the meeting has occurred so soon after the official announcement has appeared suspicious to some. "It's like he had this playdate already arranged, " bemoaned grandfatherly super-villian and mayoral challenge Lex Ludwig.

"He's just mad because he's too old and stinky," shot back the Boy-Blunder.