New Immigration Strategy

(News Association Zephyr Inc.)

With all of the legal challenges to immigration control measures, many states and municipalities are looking at other models. Allegheny County has become the darling of the movement.

"What is unique about Allegheny County is its ability to turn away immigrants without any legal control measures," said Halzeton Mayor Lou "Whachagonnado" Baretta, " We're planning to hire the Allegheny Institute to study what has made the county so successful in this regard."