Restored Ethics

(Public Information Limited)

Mayor-in-Absentia, Luke Ravenstahl released more details to explain his position on the Burkle Junket. Mayoral Stunt Double, Yarone Zober (real name), released a memo from Fluke's council days. Apparently, th Mayor-in-Absentia's ethical compass was damaged or broken in the fracas at the Steeler's game in October of 2005.

"Luke didn't know that he should have sent his ethical compass to the Department of General Services for repair, not to the lawyers in the Ethics Department," announced Zober, "We located his compass in the Solicitor's inbox and it is being repaired as we speak."