Luke's Blockbuster Announcement!
(Public Informatino Litigated)
At 4:00 PM EST, Boy-Mayor Fluke Ravenstahl held a press conference to announce that he too is dropping out of the race for Mayor. Saying he will not be outdone by Mr. Bill, he is also adopting as a new name a symbol that means leadership and genius. Spokesweasel Peter Pincher said that they are working on pronunciations for the verbally minded and suggested for now that the Mayor-Formerly-Known-As-Fluke can be referred to as "Lunius."
At 4:00 PM EST, Boy-Mayor Fluke Ravenstahl held a press conference to announce that he too is dropping out of the race for Mayor. Saying he will not be outdone by Mr. Bill, he is also adopting as a new name a symbol that means leadership and genius. Spokesweasel Peter Pincher said that they are working on pronunciations for the verbally minded and suggested for now that the Mayor-Formerly-Known-As-Fluke can be referred to as "Lunius."
posted by wagdog @ 4:29 PM
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