Lex Ludwig for Mayor

(IP Newswire)

Pittsburgh 8:00 PM EST.

An abusive defeat in 2005 has not kept super-villain and Pittsburgh Mayoral Contender, Lex Ludwig from re-entering the race now that Peduto and Ravenstahl have bowed out. "In a one-man race, I could actually win this thing," the yellow-shirted Lothario remarked. "Since the last election, I've been working out, taking care of my body, and now I am ready to fight for this city. I remain as committed to ever to nontax sources of revenue, like Kryptonite mining."

It will be up to the voters to decide if Lex is committed, or should be.