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A sometimes funny, somtimes angry, but mostly progressive, blog on the politics and issues of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and America.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Tangled Webs


"Oh, what tangled webs we weave, when I practice to deceive!" shouted Mojo Jojo. Earlier this evening, sources close to Super-Villain and Mayoral Pretender, Lex Ludwig, revealed that Lex had indeed flown to Townsville with fellow arch-villain, Mojo Jojo.

"We talked philosophy and about the campaign," Lex explained, "and this guy has really helped alot of candidates." When asked if he had orchestrated the exit of the top two candidates from the race, Mr. Jojo responded with a long, loud belly laugh. "I have the plan, that is the evil plan, that will crush our enemies and defeat their plans that are plans that I did not make,: cackled the helmeted simian.

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