The dog wags back!

A sometimes funny, somtimes angry, but mostly progressive, blog on the politics and issues of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and America.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Surgery a Success!

(Associated Press Intentions)

Dr. Freddie Fu announced that he had successfully performed the world's first double-political-siamese separation. The condition is common to politicians. Dr. Fu announced that he had successfully removed Boy-Mayor Damien Ravenstahl's head from County Executive Dan Onandonandon's ass, as well as simultaneously extracting Bob Casey's head from Ed Rendell's.