Boy-Blunder Returns

(IP Newswire)

"He felt me up," claimed nursing home resident Hattie McGinty. "It was creepy, the way he was touching us," added her friend who wanted to remain anonymous. Mayoral spokesweasel, Dick Skrinjar defended the Boy-Blunder, "He meant no harm. He thought they would be flattered by the attention. You know, boys will be boys and he was just letting out some seasonal friskiness."

Polls show the Boy-Blunder's approval rating up three points after the news broke.