Miffed Mountain

(Easy News Patrol)

Boy-Mayor Luke Ravenstahl was miffed when his guide was beating him up Mount Washington. "How does it look to have some bald guy beat me to the top," the Boy-Blunder complained. He further deflated to learn that Mount Washington is not the tallest peak in United States or even in Pennsylvania and is in fact not even a mountain. "What did I climb it for? So some bald guy could show me up? Did anyone think how this would look?" raged the not-so-intrepid trekker.